January 2012
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What's the funniest text message you've ever...
tmills:
This is an exercise I use whenever I want to start complaining about something arbitrary: I imagine a world in which there is a feature length movie version of Salinger’s Franny and Zooey starring, well, take your pick of actresses typically cast as the manic pixie dream girl, and actors typically cast as broody smokey jaded dude. When I stop imagining such a world, I awaken to a reality...
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[Secretly jealous of the girl who's been eating...
[Secretly jealous of the girl who’s been eating McNuggets 4 ever]
I just made a big casserole dish of spicy mac n cheese and now we can all eat our feelings.
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Me: Speaking of upper- and lower-class accents—are any of you watching Downton Abbey?
[One girl raises hand and meekly says “I am.”]
…later…
Me: So. How many of you have seen She’s the Man?
[Entire classroom raises hands.]
Anonymous asked: Has Ace ever partied with Diplo's crew?
What percent of anonymous messages do you think...
cmpblldllghn:
annicka:
questions I plan to ask myself anonymously:
- tell us about a time when you saw Sufjan Stevens, 7k word minimum please
- please share with the public your top ten reasons why you are too good to date
- tell me about a dream you had
- please blog somthing really cool and then delete it asap
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- please list your top five WB/CW shows from...
sorryyourheinous:
I got absorbed photoshopping cat heads onto actors in a British period drama and completely missed the State of the Union.
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