January 29, 2012

“I like wise guys because they are cashed up. They know how to wine and dine you. They spoil you with gifts all the time. Regular guys are cheap bastards!” -Big Ang

The next time one of my married friends says something along the lines of “Don’t worry, someday you’ll find The One… if you’re lucky like me!” I am going to blast this video in his/her face. 

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